The game “Would You Rather” is no new game to be played amongst couples and friends all over; in fact, it’s a great game to really get to know someone new also!
Whether you’re on a first date or a celebration with close friends, Would You Rather can always create minutes of laughter and moments. It’s always a good time!
Filthy Would You Rather Questions
While many people choose to keep the game clean, others will throw curveballs or set new rules completely, making plenty of room for filthy would you rather questions. There’s a few things you should consider, before taking the course that is filthy:
Style: Many people just is not going to take well to being asked filthy questions so it’s your decision to be the judge! If it’s a few pals, why not? Well, you could want to play it safe, if it’s a new date!
Anyone with a great sense of humor can usually take these questions and laugh off them, as idiotic as they could get. Again, be sure to survey their personality first!
Relationship: Relationships are significant for this kind of game. You would rather not involve your grandma in such dirty talk (or maybe you’d…) likewise, if this really is a new girlfriend or boyfriend, be cautious as you would not need to scare them away!
Place and time: There’s time and a place for everything and this really is not the type of game that should be played a fine restaurant where other patrons can overhear your dirty talk!
Now that I’ve gone over a couple of suggestions, it’s time to provide you some example dirty “Would You Rather” questions.
Would you rather…
- Cuddle up facing a fireplace or light your fire in bed?
- Wrestle nude in a pool of chocolate pudding or Jello?
- Make whoopee in your parents’ bed or at a mattress shop?
- Inadvertently send a filthy text to your mom to a hot voicemail or your supervisor?
- Talk dirty in my experience over the phone or through text /picture messages?
- Make love on a beach or in a Jacuzzi?
- Tease with ice cubes or with hot wax?
- Play teacher’s play doctor or pets?
- Have your girl dress as a hot librarian or exotic dancer?
- Get a massage with maple syrup or peanut butter?
- French kiss Betty White or Miley Cyrus?
- Walk in on your parent’s making love or have them walk in on you?
- Be caught by a cop or your in-laws?
- Do it in 100° or in 32° weather weather?
- Be totally covered or entirely hairless in hair?
- Take a steamy shower or a bubble bath?
- Cuddle each morning or at night?
- Be on the underside or on top?
- Sweat profusely in the bedroom or have insatiable dry mouth?
- Be kinky or be romantic?
- Fart in the bedroom or belch while kissing?
- Have your hair yanked or scratches on your own back?
- Be not clothed in public or be a ‘never-nude’?
- Have a hickey or give a hickey?
- Walk in on your best friend nude or have your closest friend walk in on you naked?
Consistently understand where to draw the line would you preferably questions. I’ve heard some of the questions that are really disgusting that folks have inquired during the match that ultimately led to me questioning their morals and who they are as a person!
If you plan on playing the game, don’t wait until you have a few drinks to develop questions as this will seriously impact your judgement. Instead, have a list of questions prepared and request your fellow player to do the same!
This is only going to build up the anticipation leading up to playing the game, and it’s going to give more time to think about some dirty and good questions to inquire to you!
Accidentally say “Love You” when getting off the telephone with your manager?
Unintentionally say “Baby” when talking on the phone with your mother?